I WAS AT MY BEST FRIEND'S APARTMENT COOKING. NOBODY ELSE WAS AT THE APARTMENT UNTIL MY CRUSH DROPPED IN OUT OF NOWHERE. WE SAT ON THE COUCH AND WATCHED TV. THEN, MY CRUSH, SHE SAYS " WHAT IS THAT? " AND POINTS TO THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. MY EYES DART TOWARD THE CORNER WHERE I SEE A OLD MAN IN THE NUDE, WEARING GREEN BODY PAINT. HE BEGINS DANCING AND THE PAINT LEAVES GREEN HANDPRINTS AND FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THAT PARTICULAR CORNER OF THE APARTMENT. WE STARE IN SHOCK AND EVENTUALLY MAKE A RUN FOR THE DOOR. BUT AS WE ARE AT THE DOOR, MY BEST FRIEND COMES BACK HOME AND OPENS THE DOOR HIMSELF. ONCE HE DOES SO, THE NUDE MAN IS GONE. AND HE QUESTIONS WHAT ON EARTH WE DID TO CAUSE SUCH A MESS.